Canadian Television

"CB" (jrcb) 01/05/2017 at 15:31 • Filed to: Canadalopnik

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You know, from the blurb, I feel like saying “things don’t go as planned” is in understatement. The CBC only delivers quality programming.

S65 > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:37

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PS9 > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:37

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“This show is a hot fucking mess, but we hit the green light before reading the scripts. The money’s spent and we have to at least try to get it back. Please watch.”

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:40

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I’m going to be an odd one out here, but... Dragons’ Den FTW. I mean, apart from HNIC.

I just find most comedy so cringe-inducing I can’t watch, and drama just... meh.

For Sweden > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:43

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From here .

Making bad TV is technically countering the influence of good American TV, I guess.

CB > For Sweden 01/05/2017 at 15:45

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Whoa whoa whoa. American TV is crap. We just countered by making mega crap.

For Sweden > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:46

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tru

but if Australia can join the Eurovision Song Contest, I’m sure Canada can join as well.

CB > For Sweden 01/05/2017 at 15:48

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We will send joint forces of Shania Twain, Celine Dion, and the Biebs. Eurovision will be ours.

CB > S65 01/05/2017 at 15:49

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This isn’t even clever. 1/10 shitpost.

For Sweden > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:49

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They probably haven’t invited Canada because Canada would win every time.

vicali > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:49

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CBC lost me after Spidey and Newt left..

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:51

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Hmmm... cocaine dealers, the mob, Mennonites... is there sex too?

Because I’d like to see cocaine mob mennonite sex...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:54

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Horse: “I am not ammused.”

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/05/2017 at 15:55

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Spoiler warning: the horse is the cocaine dealer.

S65 > CB 01/05/2017 at 15:56

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 01/05/2017 at 16:01

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*and won the CBC best male lead actor award in 2014.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > For Sweden 01/05/2017 at 16:20

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We’ll pass thanks, have some nickleback.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > CB 01/05/2017 at 16:22

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Love the CBC, but admit I don’t watch it on tv.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CB 01/05/2017 at 17:52

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Look like you need an operation ENDURING FREEDOM.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > CB 01/05/2017 at 20:34

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No way this can be worse than Amish Mafia . We cought an episode of that a few years back at a wedding, and anyone who knew literally anything about the Amish could see it was total BS. It was amazing in its own way.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/07/2017 at 17:38

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As much as I love Dragons’ Den, Murdoch Mysteries is just so much more cohesive and well-executed nowadays. What I’ve seen of Kim’s Convenience is also hilarious, although that may have more to do with the context of my (very) extended family and their friends.